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8 Ways to save fuel!

November 23, 2008 |

Since the price of fuel is now huge here’s our top ways of saving fuel.

1) Rid your car of rubbish - do you need those toolboxes in the back? - all this is weight

2) Order things online if you can

3) Get some fridge magnets and loop them with tape, put this around your fuel pipe.

**4) Go the the gym You F*t B#st#ard! and lose some weight. (go there on bike, not car)

5) Get a smaller steering wheel to save weight, and also help get your belly in YFB

6) Don’t give anyone a lift.

7) Drive naked. All those extra kilos of clothes and shoes means more fuel

8 ) Dump before your drive.** That’s right, all weight counts so relieve yourself before starting.

By following these you might get a) yourself arrested or b) no mates because they all think you’re a tightarse

BTW -no 3 is a joke, don’t try this. Magnets don’t work.

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